Reasons for not posting

Hey guys just wanna say sos for not posting, apparently my computer is EFF'ed! i have just it away tho any will back with me in a week or so, then i shall continue post as normal.

Thanks for hanging in there guys!

OMG! I Had to Post this!!!

Awww i had to post this, its just sooo cute, Heidi snoozin' with her pups.

Heidi Montag - Superficial: Sneak Peak

Hey guys click on the link below to veiw:

http://www.twitvid.com/38648

And leave comments with your thoughts :)

Heidi Montag Album News.

Okay guys the new Heidi Montag Album that was going to self-titled has now been changed to ''Superficial'' and was confirmed by Spencer on his twitter that the album will be released October 24th of this year. the tracklisting that is either rumoured or confirmed is...

• Body Language
• Trash Me
• Sex Ed
• Turn Ya Head
• Superficial
• More Is More
• One More Drink

What ye guys think or you excited?

2 New Confirmed Heidi Montag Tracks

Ok im excited now cos the Album really is on the way, and this just in the confirmation of two official Heidi tracks... and they are...

SEX ED. AND SUPERFICIAL

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  STEVE MORALES: There's No Stopin Ya Know Your On The Move Yay Yay!!! HEIDI MONTAG "SUPERFICIAL" Written By The Incredible Atozzio Thank You MAN!! (TWEETED FROM HIS TWITTER PAGE)
  
  
  
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  HEIDI MONTAG: @Paul_H89 yes "sex ed" will be on the album!!!! (TWEETED FROM HER TWITTER PAGE)
  
  
  

Blog Update!

Hey guys i thought i'd write this to inform you what Heidi Montag Gossip is really about. First off all i know alot went down with Heidi last month that i did'nt post about, for example, Heidi Guest Hosting the View and the out n' about paparazzi shot that have surface the web but not Heidi Montag Gossip, In my opinion thats not gossip and it's rarely intresting, this blog is about keeping you guys updated on her album and her juciest stories that keep u entertained, i want people who visit this blog amused and intrested by posts on this blog, what i don't want is people reading one post finding it intresting and jaw dropping and then the next boring and unnessery and skipping through to find the next intresting post, I want intresting and jaw dropping all the time. Getting back to the album, Heidi will release the album shortly and i will keep you guys posted with every sorted little inch of details that i find and thats a promise.

Remember October 25th is Judgement Day for this Blog, keep those comments coming and the blog may stand a chance for survival, i love you guys and once again greatful for all your emails (even if its just to say this blogs rocks lol) and your support is amazing, thank you.

Holly Montag: Your Typical L.A. BackStabbing B****??

This blog is all about Heidi, we love and support Heidi, so when we see our Goddesses trampy more-than-likely Drunk brother Sister spending her Birthday (October 10th) with one of Heidi's arch enemies Stacy Hall we get a little concerned, Holly Montag have you not watched the first half of the hills Season 5, Stacie tried her best at being a bitch and tried to crack n' break the ever so hottest couple of the decade Speidi! or maybe thats why shes hanging with HomeWrecker (Heidi's words not mine! lol) to congradulate her for trying cos we know Holly's not really a fan of Spencer, who knows, but all i know that it looks wrong!

Anything for the price of FAME!

Turn Ya Head to be the next Single!

As tweeted by Steve Morales himself, Turn Ya Head by Heidi Montag, is to be the next single to promote Heidi's debut album. The track was written by famous music producer and writter Cathy Dennis, who aswell wrote for Britney, Sugababes, Katy Perry etc... Turn Ya Head has already gained positive reviews online and a Music Video is apparently on the way

Source:

Are you guys excited or would rather Release Body Language as planned?

Heidi Montags album completely 100 percent FINISHED!

Its happening Guys!! Finally!!!

As vlogged by Steve Morales, Click on link to view

http://www.twitvid.com/32AA6

Heidi's album is set (hopefully) for a Late October release and will contain new songs, one of them can be heard in the background of Steve Morales video with the lyrics ''stiletto's and fish nets'' Oooh SEXY

and Other sources are Heidi's tweets

Are you guys excited :)

SAVE HEIDI MONTAG GOSSIP!

Hey guys thanks for your emails, tweets and comments, i shall do my best in saving this blog and i think you guys can help too i have deleted the hills episode post so MTV will have nothing else to complain about, but this is where u guys come in, comment this post with 'SAVE HEIDI MONTAG GOSSIP' the more comments the more chance i have of saving this blog! The blog already has 236,048 hits and thats just in two months, BTW Thanks guys im Honoured :) seriously your support is amazing, I shall update this blog with daily updates and thats a promise, but if i dont have enough signitures/comments by the 25 of October, I will sadly have to close it we have 14 days to save this blog and you guys have done so much for me already but just may i ask this one more favour of you :) Thanks guys xo

Heidi Montag Gossip SHUT DOWN BY MTV

Hey guys its sad to say but Heidi Montag Gossip will be shut down after only two months, Mtv.com have sent me an email and apparently posting the new episodes of The Hills is against their law, and stupid me have let my contacts visable to viewers. I know i got loads of emails of you guys asking me to post more episodes but as u can see im being watched and warned by Mtv and now have to shut down but i shall leave you a new blog which is'nt mine but is just as good...

 http://www.thehillsgossiponline.blogspot.com/

They upload on all The Hills stars including Heidi Montag.

Enjoy guys and i will miss you and thanks for all your support you have givin me since i started this blog. The blog will be visable til October 25th.

GOODBYE! XO

SUPERSIZE ME!!: Heidi wants Bigger Boobies :)

Heidi Montag gave quite the boobalicious interview to the UK's Closer Magazine, talking mostly about her quest to have the perfect bod and her singing "career."

Here are some HIGHlights:

On getting ready for her Playboy shoot:

"I wasn't nervous because I'd got my body and mind into shape for it. My aim is to become an iconic sex symbol and the Playboy shoot is the first step. I wanted to be toned and curvaceous with a nice butt–I didn't want to lose weight and look skinny."

On her fake ta-tas:

"I'm a C cup but I want to upgrade to a DD cup. I have a curvy butt now and bigger boobs will enhance my shape."

On her highly-criticized Miss Universe pageant performance:

"I just ignore it. I know my skills and talent. I'd never performed in front of so many people, let alone a billion watching me on TV. Afterwards there was a lot of negativity on the internet, but I deal with it. It happens to everyone like me and I can only do my best and feel happy."

On husband Spencer's and her mother's strained relationship:

"It's been tough to handle. They don't get on at all. My mother and I are close but since Spencer's come into my world, it's been hard. Spencer's mother and I are inseparable, which is even harder for my mom. Hopefully things will get better over time."

On future Speidi offspring:

"I'd love children, but Spencer doesn't. Hopefully that will change though."

Oh, the drama! It sounds like she's hoping for a whole lotta change from Spencer's end. Not sure how likely that is!

Join SPEIDI Live today!

America's most famous reality couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

 ("Speidi"), will be conducting a Ustream webchat on Tuesday 9/29 at 5 p.m. PST/8 p.m. PST/8 p.m. EST.

They will be streaming live at The Hills Kick Off Party and fans will get a chance to ask them about their upcoming projects and plans for the future by submitting questions via Twitter and Facebook.

The stream can be viewed on Ustream at http://www.ustream.tv/speidi or from their Facebook Profiles http://www.facebook.com/heidimontag and http://www.facebook.com/spencerpratt See you there!

heidi's Album Released Tomorrow!?, Yeah Right!

It's sad to say guys but Heidi Montag's debut album has yet again been pushed back to an unconfirmed release date! the self titled debut album was scheduled for a September 29th release which is tomorrow but there has been no confirmed tracklisting, Album Art Work or Promotion of any kind

ARE U DISSAPOINTED??

I KNOW I AM!!!

Heidi's Album: Produced By REDONE!!

Famed producer RedOne — who worked on Heidi Montag's new single "Fashion" (listen to it here) — spoke to Usmagazine.com about her latest song and upcoming plans to release an album.

Us: Tell Us about "Fashion."

It sounds amazing. The song is all about fashion and all about her - shopping, clothes, her whole aura. She's really taken it to the next level.... We are working on more [songs], and it's crazy, shocking stuff that will surprise everybody.

So you wrote "Fashion?"

Yes. I'm writing and producing her whole album. We are going to do it big. She finally found someone she connected with — me. It's all about the connection. When it doesn't work with an artist, it doesn't work. With her, it's perfect. You can tell in the music that we connect.

Can Heidi sing?

Definitely. She's really good, and I love her personality and the way it comes through in a song. She makes you believe it. She's great in the studio.

What does Spencer do in the studio?

He just chills - he loves listening to her.

Will she sign to a label soon?

We don't want to talk about that yet. We have offers and big things, but [we're] taking our time. The label is the easiest part. Once you find the right music, it's over!

Where do you see her career going?

I definitely think she's a star. She has a star quality — a powerful personality with no limits. She can do anything and make it sound credible. She's a born star.

RedOne is famous for writting and producing songs for artists such as, Lady GaGa, Jada, Alexandra Burke, Adam Lambert, Shakira, Pixie Lott.... etc.

Heidi @ Stander Launch Party

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag attend the Stander Launch Party at The Playboy Mansion on September 18, 2009 in Beverly Hills, California where Heidi once again reminds how she is a good Christian woman.

Heidi Montag's album pushed back!? real or fake

According to the Amazon info above Heidi's self-titled album has been pushed back to October 10th, It's possible that this infomation is fake, i tryed looking up the info on amazon both uk and us sites and can't follow it up anywhere, this information has been giving to me under user, Lucky-Chucky so please excuse me if its false.

Heidi Montag - Official Album Cover???

Hey, has anyone any idea if this is the artowrk for Heidi's album?i know i got alot of emails saying the cover has leaked but its just a matter of finding it, well i've search every inch of the internet that was filed under 'Heidi Montag Album Cover' and this is the only thing that to surface! i never saw the pic before so maybe it is, im not really 100 percent sure but i was hoping somebody is? get back to me in comments guys, thanks.

Stephanie Pratt on MTV: ''Heidi wants kids...Spencer...Not so much!"

MTV Shows

SORRY FOR NO RECENT UPLOADS!

Hey guys just want to apologise for no recent updates lately, as you all probably have notice theres nothing going down in Heidi town at the mo, but don't forget Heidi is still set to release her debut studio album september 29th. Once again sorry guys and i appreciate you being patiant.

Exclusive: Audrina Apologizes To Heidi!!!

By now, you've surely read all the catty, bitchy, wonderfully negative things that The Hills star Audrina Patridge spewed about co-star Heidi Montag's Miss Universe pageant performance.

Well, we exclusively got our hands on a little email, which according to Heidi herself, was sent from Audrina, apologizing for her "misconstrued" comments.

Audrina writes:

"Hii Heidi,

I want to apologize for what seems like a very negative comment that I made about you over the weekend. It was taken entirely out of context and twisted completely. I would NEVER speak like that about you to the press, and I’m actually truly impressed with your performance and all of the hard work that you’ve put towards your career. Not that it matters at this point because the press have taken it to another level, but I was at a press junket and the journalist asked me if I could sing…I laughed and said that I was NO Mariah Carey. They asked me what I thought about your performance and I told them I knew you were having a blast and working very hard and that you had an amazing opportunity to perform on TV in front of a huge audience. The journalist asked me if I would ever do a record, and I laughed it off and said something along the lines of 'no, I think I’d offend people in the industry who can really sing.' It was NEVER intended to be a jab towards you – I was talking about my own lack of vocal skills. Ugh. I’m so sorry."

How nice. We guess with Kristin Cavallari running the show over on The Hills now, these bitches know that you've got to keep your friends close and your frienemies closer.

Plus, as a general rule, its best not to do things that could potentially piss off his highness, King Spencer Pratt, for obvious reasons.

Heidi Montag 'Here She Is...' (Official EP Cover)

The official cover to 'Here She Is...'

Thanks to Ciullos93!

Will You BUY Heidi Montag's Album?

Hey Guys, This is sort of a poll, I wanna list how many Heidi fans are out there and how many are gonna support her music! this is what you... Leave a comment in this post referring to if or not your gonna buy Heidi's album out this september 29th. All you have to write is either 'YES' or 'NO' or if you want your reason why your gonna buy it or not! go for it guys!, i'l start. :)

Body Language to Be Released in Stores!

Heidi's debut 'Body Language' is rumoured to be released in stores sometime between september 8th to september 16ish. Now im not 100 percent sure, but i said i'd share it with you guys cos it's something to look forward to :)

Heidi's album is also out September 29th.

Speidi on Good Day LA!

Enjoy Guys! :) x

Heidi And Spencer Weigh In On Brody Jenner's Fight With Joe Francis

If Brody Jenner was hoping to get some support from his old pal Spencer Pratt after a reported tussle with Joe Francis, he'd better think again. It seems that Pratt and Jenner are on the outs once again, and Heidi Montag's husband isn't about to offer any support.

"I hear Brody got tased," Pratt told MTV News. "I don't know if that's what you'd call a fight. I heard Brody sucker-punched Joe, so then Brody got tasered. I don't speak to Brody, as you'll see on this season of 'The Hills.' We're definitely not friends."

According to TMZ, Francis, Jenner and girlfriend Jayde Nicole had all been hanging out at Guys and Dolls in Los Angeles (the same club where Chris Brown was seen singing and dancing after his sentencing Tuesday). Nicole thought Francis was harassing a mutual acquaintance and threw a drink on him. Francis then allegedly physically assaulted Nicole, bruising her and pulling out some of her hair.

Montag said she knows both parties involved in the scuffle and she isn't sure what happened. But does know that the several times she's met Francis in the past, he's only ever been nice to her.

"There's always two sides to the story," she said. "I've met Joe many times, and he's always been very nice and very hospitable, and so that seems very unlike Joe."

As for Nicole, Heidi said she doesn't "really know her very well. I've only met her, like, twice, and she was always nice."

Heidi added that when people go out to clubs and start to party, sometimes things get out of hand, noting that the reported events seem to rival anything she's ever experienced on "The Hills." "I'm sure with alcohol and being out at clubs and yelling always gets out of hand," she said. "I hope they work that all out. It seems really crazy."

You can listen to the radio interview by clicking on this link! :)

:: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1619824/20090828/story.jhtml ::

Heidi Montag Album News: Warner Bros. Records will release Heidi Montag Album!

Warner Bros. Records have issued a statement at Montag's management that they will proceed to extend Montag's contract. Heidi's single 'Higher' was released under Warner Bros. Records in 2007 and after failing to produce sale numbers or chart positions Heidi was later dis-charged from the label, now Heidi's debut album titled 'Heidi Montag' will be not only distributed by Pratt Productions but by Warner Bros. Records too, Heidi's album is set for a September 29th release.

Heidi: Thank You, Anderson Cooper, Now please continue to trash talk me!!!

I don't usually tune into CNN for commentary on celeb appearances, but we did just that earlier this week, when news correspondent Anderson Cooper unleashed a two-minute tirade tearing Heidi Montag to shreds. Montag performed her song 'Body Language,' at the Miss Universe pageant, an event Cooper called a "fresh new way to embarrass herself." Ouch. We're always looking for a chance to talk to our new besties Montag and her husband Spencer Pratt, so we called them up for their exclusive take on the verbal throwdown... and found that they were thrilled.

"Oh my God, I love it," Montag told PopEater. "I am so incredibly flattered that he's talking about the first performance I've ever done, that he's talking about me, that he knows who I am. Who gets on CNN? Britney, when she shaved her head, gets on CNN. That's all that matters: Heidi, CNN, Anderson Cooper. Done."

Not only does she not take Cooper's comments personally, she thinks the extra publicity will help her career skyrocket. And as for Cooper musing "why she is pretending to be a singer or why anyone should listen to her," it takes more than a news analyst to get Montag down. "We're in the entertainment industry. It's supposed to be fun. This is not so serious. We're not judges," she says, and adds that she could not be happier with her performance, no matter what they're saying on CNN.

"I'd never performed before, not even in front of even ten people! Praise God. I had so much fun," Montag says. "Look at everyone's first performances - look at Britney's first performance or Lady Gaga's, even. These girls were hardly even dancing. Britney did a couple little moves; it took her two years to start dancing like I did that first night. And I didn't mess up one move, I had so much fun, it was such a blessing. I was praying so hard, and I couldn't have done better. It was miraculous!"

Montag may not take Cooper's words to heart, but is Pratt as laissez-faire when a CNN anchor trash-talks his wife? He sure is. "He's got his producers, and that's what they want to cover? Go for it. I just find it funny that [CNN] is supposed to be the most serious, hard-hitting news. It's crazy that he doesn't have something else to talk about, like CIA torture or healthcare. It's bizarre when that many seconds are spent being negative about celebrities. It's silly, but hey, I would have paid him to do it."

LMAO. I should stop supporting them on this site, but hey on the other side maybe I shouldn't cause they are just hilariously funny to not post every second they come out something stupid to say cause it makes your day!

Heidi Montag Disrepects Aubrey O'Day! GET OVER IT!!!

Apparently Aubrey O'Day is offended by Heidi Montag's performance on Miss Universe 2009!

Aubrey On The Wendy Williams Show said that not only her playboy spread was better than Miss Montag's but Heidi's performance was Disrespectful to all hard-working artist and performers out there, Aubrey also indicates that Diddy had her running six times a day everyday and was never left get away with lip synching or smokey mirrors and had to work hard at all times.

Kinda funny how all your hard work was wasted, lol... Yes people this is the same girl that got fired in the end from girl-group Danity Kane for being a Big Fat Slut.

When You Become A Topic on CNN, Then Your Famous as Hell!!! Just Like Heidi Montag.

Anderson Cooper had this to say about Miss Montag's Performance.

May I Add... If you dont want someone to be famous or think they should'nt be famous the last thing you'd want to do is make that person a topic on CNN! Dumb or what?

Heidi's New Site!!

New Site has launched!

::: http://www.officialheidimontag.com/ :::

Team Heidi. x

Lauren Conrad to do an INTRO on Heidi's album?... And Body Language charts at #36 on iTunes Pop Chart

Now, I know wikipedia is'nt a good source but, i said i'l post it because it's an intresting thought, I myself doubt that Lauren would wanna make any sort of an appearence on Heidi's debut album but i also have a feeling that Heidi might do a Brooke Hogan job and insert clips of her self and LC fighting or arguing on the show! just like Brooke did with her mother on her Album.

Other news, Body Language enters the iTunes Pop Chart at #36. Well Done Heidi`!

Heidi's song 'Fashion' getting the 'Body Language' Make-Over too?

Heidi Tweets..........

'i love fashion!'

Now I'm left wondering, a few days before Body Language was officially annouced the debut single from Heidi and to be performed on this years Miss Universe, Heidi started tweeting the Songs lyrics, bit by bit.

Now Heidi is tweeting about Fashion? Does that mean it will appear on the album or maybe the next single? In my own oppinion: I think Heidi should release 'Turn Ya Head' or 'More Is More' as the next single off herself titled album! those two tracks have been giving possitive reviews atleast.

Kristin Cavallari is all for Heidi Montag's Miss Universe Performance!

Heidi's hubby, Spencer has just twittered this very minute...

“I was really impressed,” Kristin told Us Weekly. “It reminded me of Britney Spears at the VMA" LOVE KRISTIN CAVI!!!!!!

And no, she doesnt have to support Heidi just because they're co-stars, I beleive (and so does Kristin) Heidi was fucking brilliant considering it was her first performance!

Vote for Heidi or Britney in POPEATER new Poll!!!

http://www.popeater.com/2009/08/24/spears-versus-pratt-who-rocks-the-nude-outift-better/

Vote NOW!!! Heidi Fans.

Heidi's Album gets Final Touch Up

Heidi's self-titiled album was shipped off to this morning for its final print, a source says the demo's Heidi have recording are now being tranfered into CD as they have been finalised.

The tracklisting has not yet been published but i have a feeling that it might be this week :) hopefully anyway lol.

Whoooaahh im excited its actually happening YEEEEY

Heidi Montag in stores September 29th

Heidi and Spencer's Bahamas Photo Album.

Thanks to JustJared.com

Heidi and Spencer enjoy a beautiful day at the beach before Heidi's big performance! Im jealous, that beach looks so peacful lol.

Perez SLAMS Heidi's performance on Miss Universe 2009

Perez Hilton The Man who thinks he's head of his game (even though his update are always 5 days late ) WFT!! Has givin Heidi a Disasterous review on her AMAZING Performance last night on MISS UNIVERSE 2009.

The Queen had this to blog......

''Yes, she was bad, but…..

Actually, she wasn't as bad as we would have thought!!!!

The Hills star Heidi Montag lipsynched her way through a performance of her rather good song Body Language at the Miss Universe competition on Sunday.

And she was TOTALLY trying to give us Britney Spears circa MTV VMAs in 2000.

Heidi Montag is no Britney Spears, though.

But, hey, she tried! And while it was most definitely bad - it was EMBARRASSINGLY bad!''

Ooooh Perez, Its nice to see that your just another type Guy that would trash for cash, even tho we all know u wer dancing around your appartment when u first saw it! HA!

Heidi's Preformence on Miss Universe 2009. (HQ)

Absolutly amazing Heidi, Well Done! xoxo

Heidi's complette PLAYBOY interview!! (sorry for late post)

Certain things in life just go together: chocolate and peanut butter, death and taxes, TMZ and Britney. But no two names are more closely linked than the most addictive couple on The Hills: Heidi Montag and her husband, Spencer Pratt, the show’s entertaining archvillain. We asked Spencer if he’d like to interview his wife on the subject of her appearance in Playboy. We didn’t have to ask twice.

Spencer: Heidi, look at you. You’re in Playboy. Let’s make this the most famous interview ever.

Heidi: You know it, baby. [multiple fist bumps]

Spencer: : Okay. If people knew the real Heidi, how would she be different from the girl on The Hills or I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! or whatever?

Heidi: I wouldn’t be different. That’s the thing. I have cameras on me 24/7, and I love it. I want it. I can’t help being who I am. I laugh so hard when I read “Oh, they’re the fakest couple on the planet.” We’ve had our ups and downs, Spencer, but we’ve done it all with the cameras on, and now we’re doing it with the cameras off. Nothing is different. We’re both outgoing; we say what we want to say and just happen to be more in the public eye than most couples. We’ve been together more than three years and have spent practically every minute together. If we were fake, that would have been exposed by now, don’t you think?

Spencer: And what about all those bozos talking shit about you—the Chelsea Handlers of the world. Is that ever hard for you?

Heidi: I just roll my eyes and move on. First of all, it’s so much fun that people know who I am and actually care enough to talk. I’m turning 23, from a tiny town in Colorado. This is exciting for me. We love the Soup guy [Joel McHale, host of the weekly comedy show on E!]. God bless him, he’s making us famous. As for other women, if they aren’t hating on you, then you’re not doing anything right.If women aren’t jealous of you, talking about you and cutting you down, then you’re the nerd, and I would never want to be that.

Spencer: Look at how many people follow you on Twitter, baby. It’s close to half a million and growing every second.

Heidi: Twitter rocks. The millions of people waiting for season six of The Hills love us. And it’s not about Lauren Conrad, because she’s not even on the show this season. Which is fine with me.

Spencer: You’re a rock star, Heidi. Don’t forget that. We made our music video [for the song “BlackOut”] on the beach for about a dollar this year, and it went to number six on iTunes in the U.S. and number one in Canada. [fist bumps] That’s money in your pocket! Dollar for dollar, I bet you made more than Lady GaGa this year even though she has a number one record. “Oh, Heidi Montag has no talent!”—my f-ing ass! If you have no talent, then I don’t know what talent is. You must be the most talented untalented person on earth. [leans in for a kiss] Take a bite! [They kiss. Spencer pauses to check several cell phones and PDAs. They kiss again as he texts.]

Heidi: [Clearly annoyed] Spencer! Okay, I have a question for you: How many phones do you have?

Spencer: I have one…two [takes phones out], three, four—four with me today. The Nokia N95 is for video content, and the BlackBerry is best for e-mails because they get pushed the fastest. The iPhone is for my blogging and to tap TMZ, Perez Hilton or Us Weekly, and the Sidekick is for my Twitter army—400,000 and growing. If I mix these gadgets up, business will shut down for the day.

Heidi: How many phone calls do you get a day?

Spencer: A thousand, maybe more, and I pick up every call. People probably think I’m kidding, but if you’re reading this, try us at 323-767-8139, or go to say now.com to listen to recordings of the calls. People have watched us on The Hills for five seasons and they want to reach out and be part of us. If you had to send two or three clips from the show into outer space to represent the human species to alien life-forms, what moments would you choose?

Heidi: Well, your proposing to me was obviously a personal favorite. Oh, and the one when I first met you and you were saying you wanted to go on naked picnics and marry this other girl and all that stuff. That’s funny to look at now.

Spencer: That was the Patrón Platinum talking.

Heidi: There are a few moments I’d like to see blasted into space forever. Like when you apologized to Lauren Conrad for the sex-tape rumors so she would come to the wedding, when we know for a fact she did have a sex tape. [Editor’s note: Conrad and other cast members have denied any sex tape exists.]

Spencer: I would have said anything so you could have your dream princess wedding. I thought you wanted to have your old best friend there, so that’s why I sacrificed every cost to make sure you were happy. But I was lying about being apologetic, and I hate lying. And then she tried to make me the scapegoat, America’s bad guy, which is an easy sell. I’m cool with that. Yes, I facilitated the rumor, but it was true. Lauren was acting like she was little miss perfect goody two-shoes while [her ex-boyfriend] Jason Wahler was t r y i n g to shop the tape. That tape exists!

Heidi: I do feel bad for her. She was probably talked into doing it by Jason.

Spencer: Honestly, I think the reality was it wasn’t even sex. It was just fooling around. Maybe we should do a sex tape.

Heidi: No way. I’ve never watched porn in my life. I’m not going to start making it.

Spencer: You’re right. Plus who needs a sex tape when we have a live feed to our 70-inch HD screen in the bedroom and all those mirrors. It would be like Tiger Woods watching his swing. Life with you is like 24/7 porn but without the obnoxious charges. [They kiss.] Okay, next question. If everybody thinks I’m the biggest d bag on the planet, why would you marry me?

Heidi: You have a lot of qualities the world can’t see, and I get to experience them.

Spencer: [Checks his Sidekick] Can you please be more specific?

Heidi: Can you please stop Twittering?

Spencer: All good, all good! [continues to Twitter]

Heidi: Some things are private. Our sex life is private.

Spencer: I totally 100 percent disagree. Privacy doesn’t exist, which is why I love my life. I love that we live every waking moment for everyone to see.

Heidi: You know, I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer. I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love.Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of the day.

Spencer: I never imagined in my whole life I would meet a female as sexual as you are. [fist bump] Most girls are usually just about themselves.

Heidi: Like I said, it makes me happy to see you happy. Like when we do it in the car.

Spencer: Or on the plane on New Year’s Eve. How about that, when I initiated you into the Mile High Club? Holy shit!

Heidi: That was maybe the best experience I’ve ever had in my entire life. First flying to New York on a private jet and then getting to fulfill the fantasy of all fantasies. The hardest part was, like, keeping quiet so the pilots wouldn’t come back. Honestly, I feel as if I’m just beginning to know my body with you. You’re waking me up to what’s possible, and it makes me want to try every new thing, doing it all kinds of ways— indoors, outdoors, upside down. I feel sorry for couples who aren’t as sexually satisfied as we are. If your sex life isn’t happy, your marriage is screwed.

Spencer: What do you think you’ll remember most from I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!?

Heidi: The huge spiders, the rats, the smell. Those horrible things slithering around every corner. It’s the best show in the entire world because it’s the hardest show. People saw an hour of what happened, but we were there 24/7. Minutes go by like hours. You’re not allowed to leave. You’re given only a small amount of beans and rice, and you wash your dishes in dirty creek water. The thing I’ll remember most was how great you were,

Spencer. If it weren’t for you—and Jesus—I wouldn’t have made it through alive.

Spencer: That’s because you’re the sexiest, most natural thing in the jungle.

Heidi: It was definitely an Adam and Eve situation.

Spencer: I thought it was going to be like a hotel in the jungle, but it was more like Lost without the Others. The worst part for me was that hooking up was a physical impossibility. That was the main reason I had to get out of there. There was no place we could go to get our jungle love on, and I wasn’t about to do it on TV because they’d have to pay us a lot more to show that.

Heidi: It was so amazing to get back to civilization, wasn’t it? Running water, actual bathtubs, making love whenever we want. They couldn’t get me to go back there for anything.

Spencer: I agree 10,000 percent. It made me realize I’m the luckiest man in the world to have my life. And now having my wife in Playboy is the culmination of every dream I’ve ever had. By the way, what was your first experience with Playboy like?

Heidi: It was amazing. The shoot was so relaxed and incredible and——

Spencer: No, no. I want to know about the first time you discovered Playboy. What was that like?

Heidi: Honestly, I didn’t know about the magazine when I was a kid. I’m from a really religious community, so it wasn’t discussed. It wasn’t till much later that I realized how large Playboy looms in every man’s mind, that when guys reach a certain age they get a Playboy magazine. But it has definitely changed my life—or maybe I should say it has shaped me. [laughs]

Spencer: Go ahead, tell them.

Heidi: Well, when I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys. The women are so hot— Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Marilyn Monroe, all the Playmates. So iconic.

When the magazine asked me to pose I understood what an honor it was. Once you’re on the cover of Playboy you’re officially a sex symbol,which is something you can’t get the same way by doing anything else.

Spencer: I am so beyond excited knowing my wife is doing this. To me Playboy is absolutely legendary. My mom actually bought my first Playboy for me when I was 13. To my surprise, she had ripped out every photo as kind of a “ha-ha,” but all I needed was the cover to send me on the Playboy- smuggling route from the age of 13 to 18. Somehow I obtained every single issue until it was legal for me to buy them. And not only from those years but also from the 1950s and 1960s.

Heidi: I remember the first time I came into your house in the Hollywood Hills and saw your walls covered with Centerfolds.

Spencer: You weren’t too happy about it. Being a good Jesus lover you made me take them all down. But now I have my own real live Playboy dream girl so I don’t need that wallpaper anymore. I have poster-size images from this shoot, which I put up in my bathroom. Now when I’m peeing I get to see a 10-foot naked photo of my wife, and I’m like, "Damn, I’m one lucky mf-er".

Heidi: Tell them about the day of the photo shoot.

Spencer: Oh, it was f-ing torture! I got the biggest case of blue balls in history. I wanted to shut down production after every outfit change so I could enjoy you all to myself. I suggest they bring something like that to Guantánamo Bay, actually. Who needs waterboarding when you can have Heidi Montag posing in these outfits in front of you, in front of the ocean, and not be able to make a move on her? I’m not kidding. It was torture. [They kiss, and Spencer checks his iPhone.] Do you see any conflict with being a Christian and taking your clothes off for Playboy?

Heidi: This is the most I’ve ever shown, but I made the decision not to show everything.

Spencer: Believe me, to Christian America you’re naked in these pictures.

Heidi: That’s probably why I haven’t told my dad yet. They’re a little behind the times where he lives in Colorado, but he’ll find out eventually.

I honestly believe God didn’t invent our bodies for us to be ashamed of them. The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn’t show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades.

Spencer: Don’t do it for me, Heidi. I think you have the best custom-made breasts in the world right now. I don’t need you to make any changes. I’m already driving a Bugatti every day.

Heidi: Well, I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups. I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest. I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for you.

Spencer: Awesome. How big?

Heidi: Triple X.

Spencer: Cool! So maybe I can interview you again for Playboy once that’s done, when you do the full reveal.

Heidi: Great idea. Let’s do this again when I get the upgrades

Turn Ya Head to be the next Single?

Spencer Pratt Ustreamed today saying they both have big plans for Heidi's song 'Turn Ya Head'

Maybe the second single from Heidi's self titled album, or maybe Spencer might add his vocals to it just like Body Language? Oooh please don't!

Heidi Montag In Stores September 29th

Heidi WILL Preform on Miss Universe!

Heidi has just twittered: heading over to miss universe to the stage!!! here we go (1 hour Ago)

Now does that sound like a girl that just chickened out of her very first international preformace? eh, i don't think so.

Best of Luck Heidi. xoxo

Heidi's Rehersal Pics

Dispite rumours of Heidi NOT preforming on the Miss Universe Pageant, Heidi looked great taking it to the stage as she rehersed her very last rehersal before the big night, It's rumoured that Heidi will lip sync to help her dance.